Basically
If I have an affinity for you, and you’re wearing a sundress/skirt and some form of heeled shoe, you can have anything you want.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on Pokemon at this angle?
Greatest. Gaming Session. Ever.
Anonymous asked: I'm good, thanks for asking. Yourself?
Oh, you know, slightly hungover and pondering my life decisions. So, the usual.
Anonymous asked: I'd totally do you
Well, thank you. So, umm … how you doing?
No point of updating your sex tumblr if you ain’t getting sex.
My Ex Got Married, and I Ate A Burrito
I had a busy weekend. I was in a class for improving communication and finding self peace. It probably wouldn’t be hard to figure out if you’re familiar with the self help, effective person management culture that we have in this country. I fought going, I fought the system, but when I participated, I actually got some good out of it. If I took nothing away but a confidence in my life, than that’s a win right there.
But the first day of it is rough. They want you to dig, write down the shit that you find bad, and than they ask to share.
- I didn’t get the job I wanted
- I don’t have a girlfriend
- My ex is dating a douche.
Than people start sharing. And it get’s fucking real.
- I was molested
- I was rapped
- I committed DUI vehicular manslaughter
Than you start looking at shit, and you get to the root cause of it.
- I couldn’t make her cum
- I cheated on someone else
- I had a daughter given up for adoption
People keep sharing, and it get’s more intense. It boils down more. Than they ask you to release it.
‘You had a bagel for breakfast, and were molested when you were 8’
Look, I don’t believe it’s that easy for some of those people. In the long run, they should probably consider some series professional assisting when looking at their lives, but when you get to the hear and now of it, sure, that stuff was useful.
So when the text came through as I got home after 14 hours, I kind of started losing all the good progress.
‘She’s getting married. Apparently tomorrow.’
That sucks to read. It sucks to have talked to someone just hours earlier and not have a clue. It sucks to think that 7 months ago, you were ending something intense.
It sucks to feel like you trusted the wrong person.
But when the class was done, I decided if I was gonna bah-ha all night long or be in the moment of my life.
So, hungry, I got a burrito. I ate it.
My ex got married last night, and I ate a burrito.
And it was a damn fine burrito.
thigh thursday is becoming toooo fun
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they are pretty rad, huh?
Whomever this is - Please let me love you.
(Source: housewifeswag)
Jon: “I’m just saying to the people who are upset about their hard earned tax money going to things they don’t like: Welcome to the fucking club.”
The great thing about the internet is that you can connect to all kinds of people and feel like you’re not alone.
The bad thing is you have to disconnect to your regular life.
Everytime I hook up with The Blonde